Odd shoes

Im just at Birmingham airport, so far 5 members of the staff here have mentioned the fact that i am wearing odd shoes and coyly asked if i did it on purpose ... i have decided that i get asked so much now.. im going to give different responses to see the outcomes.."well of corse i did it on purpose"..'a look of horror' and "i know i put my knickers on inside out too".. ill let you know of any interesting responses ..

but its always nice when the grumpy security people have a chuckle..

:)

laterd taters